Sunday, September 4, 2011

Kapitalis Bebalnya Macam Unta

Selamat Hari Raya!

Hari ni sudah mula bekerja. Masa rehat masa kelaparan. Sudah lama rasanya aktiviti makan tengah hari di tempat kerja tergendala. Agak-agak ada dalam sebulan. Puasa ngok!

Kedai makan masih banyak tutup. Ada 2 3 ketul sahaja yang buka. Maka pilihan pun semakin kecil. Mamak? Owh itu bukan kegemaran. Terlalu banyak juadah air tangan mamak masuk ke dalam perut manja yang sebijik ini. Makanan Melayu tetap menjadi pilihan tekak yang agak kurang cerewet dan berwibawa milikku.

Kedai tumpuan masih tutup! Terpaksa singgah di kedai sebelah. Hmm asalkan kedai Melayu. Lauk sekadar mengisi perut yang meronta sahaja. Cukuplah. Jangan kau meminta lebih. Cukuplah membazir di bulan Ramadhan. Sekarang masa untuk "menghukum" pembaziran yang sengaja diamalkan. Yang sengaja ditidaksengajakan. Haha. Manis mulut bicara. Pandai cakap tak mengapa.

"Berapa kak". Tanya ku dengan penuh ego. Yela, setakat nasik lauk ayam apa la sangat. Sangap-sangap pun RM5 jah.

"Air apa dik?" (Ayat sebenar adalah "minum apa adik hensem?". Tapi aku sengaja tidak mengimplimentasikan yang itu ke dalam penulisan. Takut dilabel bongkak atau meninggi diri)

"Sirap ais!" Keyakinan menjawab soalan adalah penunjuk aras keperibadian tahu.

"Enam ringgit lapan puluh sen dik"

1...2...3...4... Empat teguk air liur aku telan. Basah tekak yang kering ini tahu!

Agak berketar tangan kanan menghulur not merah. Errrr memang kau kena PANGKAH!!!

Apa la punya peniaga. Patut ketika pesaing tiada mereka wajarnya memasang taktik untuk menarik pelanggan. Masa ini la harga perlu diletak lebih rendah. Masakan pun harus la sedap. Ni sedap kepotolnya. Rasa macam bau bantal yang baru ditemui dalam bilik bawah tanah. Peh! Pecah selera aku. Punah!

Lepas makan aku blah! Gila kau nak lepak lama-lama kat tempat tak ada line. Macam mana aku nak update pesbuk?

Monday, August 29, 2011

8 + 2 Jari Ku Susun Memohon Ampun Dan Maaf Di Hari Lebaran

Assalamualaikum,

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri,

Sempena hari yang mulia ini, aku menyusun 10 jari ( 8 + 2 ) memohon ampun dan maaf kepada Ibubapa tercinta (Encik Abdul Rahman Ahman dan Puan Nasip Otoh), Abang aku, Asrul Sani, Isteri dan Anak-anak, Kakak aku Asriani dan Suami, serta adik adik aku Asruzaini, Asriana dan Astika Maya.

Juga kepada Rashidah Kamarudin, kawan-kawan GCH Retail, The Store (M) Group, Kawan-kawan Kampung Tinusa II, Kawan-kawan sekolah, Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Blogger dan semua yang mengenali aku.

Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahiry and Batiness



Sunday, August 28, 2011

United score eight as Rooney treble shatters Arsenal

MANCHESTER, Aug 28, 2011 (AFP) - Arsenal conceded eight goals for the first time since 1896 as Manchester United, inspired by a Wayne Rooney hat-trick, romped to an incredible 8-2 victory over the 10-man Gunners at Old Trafford on Sunday.

As well as Rooney's treble, Ashley Young helped himself to two goals, with further strikes coming from Nani and substitute Park Ji Sung after Danny Welbeck had scored the opening goal.

United's stunning display lifted the champions to the top of the Premier League with a 100 percent record from three matches, just hours after rivals Manchester City had issued their own statement of intent with a 5-1 win at Tottenham.

The embarrassing defeat illustrated the work required in the transfer market by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, whose position could be questioned after this demolition.

In an afternoon to forget for a makeshift Arsenal side, who saw Carl Jenkinson receive a late red card, Wenger endured one of his humiliating results of his long tenure with the Gunners.

Wenger's side have yet to win in the Premier League this season and this setback will send shockwaves through their camp.

While Ferguson's side celebrated scoring eight for the first time since 1999, it was Arsenal's worst ever defeat against United and the first time they have conceded eight in a league game since 1896.

Having seen Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri depart, and yet having found no replacements, Wenger was further hit by suspensions to Alex Song and Gervinho.

It meant he named a weakened side, with young French midfielder Francis Coquelin handed a baptism of fire on his Premier League debut.

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson kept faith with his own youngsters and two of them threatened to hand the hosts the lead inside the opening six minutes.

Tom Cleverley was narrowly wide off target with barely two minutes on the clock. Welbeck came even closer four minutes later as he beat the offside trap from Ashley Young's pass but failed to trouble Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny.

That was soon to change as Welbeck opened the scoring in the 22nd minute.

Anderson's cleverly weighted pass exposed the Arsenal defence as Welbeck shrugged off the attentions Johan Djourou before looping a header home.

Arsenal missed a glorious chance to respond five minutes later when Jonny Evans pulled down Theo Walcott for a penalty, but Robin van Persie's low spot-kick was turned aside by Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea.

To add insult to injury, within 60 seconds Young had extended United's lead. as the winger struck from 25 yards.

The only blot on the copybook for Ferguson was a hamstring injury sustained by Welbeck, which will surely end his chances of featuring in England's forthcoming Euro 2012 qualifiers.

But even that couldn't halt the home side as Rooney's 41st minute free kick piled on the misery for Wenger.

Arsenal were given a glimmer of hope on the stroke of half-time when Tomas Rosicky's pass freed the England winger and he fired through De Gea's legs as the Gunners scored for the first time in the league this season.

Van Persie almost reduced the arrears further in the 53rd minute. Rosicky's pass freed the Dutch striker and his first-time volley was superbly kept out by De Gea.

That was as good as it got for the visitors, who conceded three goals in a seven minute burst.

Rooney curled home another 64th minute free-kick, Nani chipped home three minutes later before South Korean winger Park fired home.

Despite van Persie's strike two minutes later, there was worse to come for the shell-shocked visitors.

Jenkinson collected a second yellow card in the 76th minute after hauling down Javier Hernandez.

But Manchester United weren't done there as Rooney completed his treble from the penalty spot after Patrice Evra was fould by Walcott, before Young again found the target in injury-time to add to the visitors' torment.


Courtesy of Score Mobile FC (http://www.thescore.com)

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

QPR to 'make announcement' amid takeover buzz

LONDON, Aug 17, 2011 (AFP) - Queens Park Rangers have revealed they plan to make an announcement about the club on Thursday amid intense speculation of a looming takeover.

The Premier League outfit have been strongly linked with Malaysian tycoon Tony Fernandes, who is reported to be on the brink of buying a 51 percent share of the club from Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone.

Fernandes, the owner of low-cost pan-Asian airline AirAsia, has been in London this week for talks with the west London club's owners and also met manager Neil Warnock.

Fernandes told the Evening Standard in an interview published on Tuesday that Warnock's future at the club was safe should his takeover be confirmed.

"I think Neil is a super guy and he's done extremely well to have got QPR to where they are," he told the paper.

"He'd have my full support. I think the manager should get what the manager wants."

rcw/cw11


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FA Cup to go live on Facebook

LONDON, Aug 17, 2011 (AFP) - Non-league sides Ascot United and Wembley FC will create a small slice of footballing history on Friday when their FA Cup preliminary round tie is screened live on Facebook, it was confirmed Wednesday.

For the first time in history, Facebook is "televising" an entire match from the world's oldest knockout competition live via the social networking site.

The groundbreaking web stream is being organised by Budweiser, the FA Cup's new title sponsors.

"As a long-standing supporter of football globally, Budweiser is committed to bringing the world's most prestigious knockout competition closer to the fans," Budweiser marketing director Ian Newell said in a statement.

"What better way to demonstrate this than by broadcasting the very first kick to a global audience via Facebook.

"This is the first time a FA Cup tournament fixture has been broadcast live on the social network, which is great news for football fans and clubs alike."

rcw/ak11



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